These are the things we discuss during the night at the hospital I work at.
Me to fellow new grad: "How's your night?"
Fellow new grad: "Good. My admit told me he/she uses crack all the time."
Me: Really? When was the last time he/she used?
Fellow new grad: Today.
Me: Hmm...I wonder when he/she will start to withdraw?
Fellow new grad: Good question. I don't know. What is crack anyway? And what's the difference between crack and cocaine?
Me: I have no idea. Let's Google it.
Fellow new grad: Ok!
Google commences. Problem solved.
Fellow new grad: Wow. For a suburban white girl, I sure know a lot about drugs.
