This week, one of patient's (who I will readily admit is not 100% with it, but is super adorable), told me the reason he/she was sick was because their "bed was too close to the floor." The patient then proceeded to explain how germs jump from the floor to the bed and get patient's sick.
Funny, must have missed that lecture in nursing school.
A little while later the same patient told me that he/she was also sick because they "hadn't had any coffee today." Then the patient says, "I knew there was a reason I was sick. I need some coffee!"
While I share my patient's affinity for coffee, I again had never realized it could cure illnesses.
I learn something new everyday. ;-)
